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You: Can I eat your soul while chanting the ancient hymes of the Mother Country???
Stranger: .....that was the best first sentence ive read yet.
Stranger: and i already sold my soul
You: So few with souls nowadays...
Stranger: so true....think you can buy them online?
You: I heard Apple is coming out with a "release term" If you work for them.
You: But with that, you must sign another agreement promising your flesh and organs to the mighty Cthulu when you reach the ripe age of 52
Stranger: ahh. see theres always a catch
You: Steve Jobs even had to go because of that.
Stranger: oh darn. maybe thats how they got the sales. kill Steve Jobs and get pitty pay
You: Same with Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, and JJFK
Stranger: such a waste...
You: And yet we still have people like Ke$ha alive...
Stranger: ....well i should move..
You: Yeah. soon Cthulu shall rise from his deep sl
You: umber and consme all of Canada...
Stranger: well im from Canada so....>.>
You: GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE RIMW!!!
You: He digests humans slowly to remind them of how useless their lives are.
Stranger: oh my.....I'm done for
You: But thwn sooner or later he regurgitates them...
Stranger: that sounds unpleasent though
You: Eh. Believe me. It's not that bad.
Stranger: it isnt? have you tried it?
You: I mean. I got sucked in there with my Xbox and PC so...
You: His large intestine gets surprisingly good internet connection.
Stranger: oh well thats sounds a bit better
You: Yeah. He doesn't even charge you foe it.
You: Yes. The food there tastes of aborted fetuses but it's bearable.
Stranger: okay. so its not AS bad as i would think
You: Nope. Just like your local Hilton.
You: Well, happy apocalypse. Stay AWAY from cheese graters. And only borrow money if you don't need it.
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