WEBSITE DOWN DUE TO STUFFS

Basically we just:

  1. Got hacked and sirmentio needs to fix the pribken
  2. Got eaten by whales
  3. Murdered
  4. Got Tossed into a pit of fire
  5. Got Tossed into a pit of Lava
  6. Got Tossed into a pit of spikes
  7. Got Tossed into a pit of acid
  8. Got Tossed into a pit of nothing
  9. Got Tossed into a pit of Water and drowned
  10. Got Tossed into a pit and died of fall damage
  11. Got Raided by Robloxian n00bs
  12. Got Raided by Minecraft n00bs
  13. Got busy
  14. Went out for lunch
  15. Got a headache
  16. Had a mental break down
  17. Danced and fell down
  18. Looked at LOLcats
  19. g0t l-l4CKED By l-l4x0rz (again)
  20. Failed to comprehend bunnehs and kittehs
  21. Noticed you were still looking at this error page
  22. Continued to work on a better "website down" page
  23. Went to bed
  24. Went to floor
  25. Went to grass
  26. Went to dinner
  27. Went to breakfast
  28. Went to A top secret base (which is no longer a secret)
  29. Ran out of ideas so we tell you that this is the 29th reason.
  30. Is amazed about how long you have been rading this
  31. Fell asleep watching a nature documentary
  32. Got baked into a cake
  33. Paradox
  34. xodaraP
  35. Noticed that we just went into a paradox
  36. Fell asleep explaining the concept of a paradox
  37. Bored as HECK
  38. falling into an endless void
  39. Still falling into an endless void
  40. Woke up while falling into an endless void
  41. Played QWOP
  42. played other flash games >.>
  43. Is slowly reaching the 50th reason mark
  44. Wondering if the user should just give up and hope for the best
  45. Are getting so close to the 50th mark!
  46. ZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz.......Decided to fall asleep in the middle of the list......zzzzZZZzzzzZZZ
  47. Are in the middle of a game of cards
  48. Falling down through the list
  49. Feeding Fish Fries while Freezing Frosting Fast.
  50. telling the story of What the user was just reading (oh god a paradox)