You are a fascinating specimen. A paragon; an exemplar. You are just what we need to fill our collection. A zoo must be thorough, after all, and rare sentient specimens are very important to refine our exhibitions.
Welcome to the Intergalactic Zoo, a facility in the Love Hotel designed to collect and display as many samples of different species' as possible. Of particular interest to these collectors is sexuality; you may find many of the exhibits focus on that at least periodically. Only a handful are spared this sort of prurient attention. The habitats themselves are well-furnished and comfortable. Exquisitely designed to duplicate the ideal of your natural habitat! -- or, well. The idea of your natural habitat, anyhow, and the aliens perhaps haven't done all of their research perfectly. The construction might be wildly stereotypical, such as a row of teepees and headdresses for everyone, or a perfect 1950s-style nuclear household, or it might be wildly out-of-time, such as a set of spaceship quarters from the future or a rough shack from the distant caveman past. The zookeepers probably won't listen to any protests. After all, you're just the animals in the exhibit! What do you know?
Food comes regularly, and it is carefully selected to produce an ideal diet. Better hope you're in one of the exhibits where it comes cooked at regular mealtimes, and not in one of the exhibits where they drop in a goat and some firewood and let you fend for yourself. Oh, and remember that it's the zookeepers' job to keep you clean and warm and safe, so you'd better not rebel when they strip you to be properly washed. Reproduction is encouraged; the zoo always likes little ones. They're so much more docile when they're raised in captivity. Moreover, reproduction itself can be very educational. The best zoo animals are ready and willing to perform when bystanders are ready to watch. But, if the animals aren't that willing, the zookeepers are happy to step in and… well, help things along.
For the most interesting specimens, the habitats may even be open to visitors, making a lovely petting zoo. Expect to be leashed for customer safety. Perhaps muzzled or bridled. Only the very sweetest, least temperamental exhibits are allowed to wander and be petted freely. While your habitat is your home, the zoo has many purposes you can fill, and some of them involve travel. First of all, specimens such as yourself are invaluable for educational demonstrations. These may take place in the zoo proper, in certain amphitheaters designed to display such things, or you may even be taken to a school or a public venue to be shown. This could be something as simple as an anatomy lesson with a zookeeper, or as complex as an hours-long performance of reproduction, complete with the opportunity for students to step up and 'pet' you themselves.
The zoo has to make a profit, too, however, and the way they do that is to rent out their exhibits. Perhaps there's a birthday party that would love an exotic exhibit to come sing and dance for them. Or a group that would like to indulge some more unusual tastes in sensuality. For the right price, the zoo will even allow tests of strength and endurance, including brutal fights between exhibits. Some might be rented out to provide rides for any customer who wants it. Now, just sit back and we'll take care of everything! Trust us; after long, you'll get used to everything being handed to you. The best zoos, after all, are the ones where the animals don't even want to escape! OOC
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