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Greetings fellow pirates, hey there religionfags! Guess what? U dun 
goofed! We rm'd you and your gods 
and saints neither't protected you nor casted some awesome thunderbolt 
onto us. 

Let us be clear from the start: any kind of religion is a sickness to 
this world.
A sickness that creates hate and intollerance, 
a sickness that brings people to wage war on their fellow people,
a sickness that has come to this world long time ago, when mankind 
wasn't educated,
a sickness that brought false hope and surpression to those who believed
and often even more terror and surpression to those who dared not to 
believe.
Religions are authoritarian hierarchies, designed to dominate your free 
will. Religions are mind control.
They’re power structures that aim to convince you to give away your 
power for the benefit of those who enjoy dominating people. 
When you subscribe to a religion, you enroll in a mindless minion 
training program. 
Religions don’t market themselves as such, but this is essentially how 
they operate.
In case you ever wondered why religious teachings are invariably 
mysterious, confusing, and incongruent? 
This is no accident — it’s intentional. 

We see religion pretty much the same way as we see many governments. 
Fearmongering and making lots of money,
so a small group of ppl will become insanely rich, while the believing 
masses can eat dirt.
As long as they are afraid that "omgomg god will come and strike great 
vengeance upon me" all is good.

To quote Encyclopedia Dramatica (bringing you answers to life, the 
universe and everything since last Thursday) on this issue:

»Religion is a severe mental illness created over 9000 years ago, at the 
same time as the Earth. 
Since then, religion has been one of the biggest sources of drama, 
faggotry, 
and unwarranted self-importance in the world today, secondary only to 
the internet. 
It is responsible for such insanity as Christfags believing that beating 
someone half to death 
with a 2,000 year old book will heal them and Muslims believing that if 
they blow themselves up they will get 72 virgins.
Even atheists are not immune to the psychotomimetic effects of religion; 
the mere mention of religion is enough to send any atheist into hours of 
butthurt shitfits.«


So people of the world, don't let religion control your life. Don't 
fight against each other for contrary beliefs.
This world and our life can be a wonderful adventure, where you have the 
unique chance to help mankind
and your fellow citizens. Where we can all work together to make this 
earth a better place for ourselves,
our children and all those generations who will come after us. ^(;,;)^